Girl Seeks Madman with Blue Box

Technicolored ponies with a magic portal also accepted.

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holleythedragonslayer:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK  OR DISASTER

Most nations have systems that allow them to speak to as many citizens as possible in the event of something catastrophic. 

The United States has theEmergency Alert System that when triggered, will interrupt all T.V and every radio system to alert people of possible imminent catastrophe. 

This is what that alert system sounds like.

i honestly don’t know what i expected but it really wasn’t this

(Source: assbutt-in-the-garrison, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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sexualremarks:

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.


im actually so fucking livid right now heroin is not a fucking joke and trying to use it as a scare tactic for vaccinations and exploiting photographs that could possibly be extremely triggering (especially for someone with a family member who died from an OD or someone who was previously addicted) this is a fucking outrage this is like that ad that PETA put out trying to connect autism and dairy products fuck you

sexualremarks:

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

im actually so fucking livid right now heroin is not a fucking joke and trying to use it as a scare tactic for vaccinations and exploiting photographs that could possibly be extremely triggering (especially for someone with a family member who died from an OD or someone who was previously addicted) this is a fucking outrage this is like that ad that PETA put out trying to connect autism and dairy products fuck you

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nolongernovak:

whatswrongwithbeingalittleinsane:


mariajma:

mariajma:

spazztrick:

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

Team free will

Someone please draw Sam spread over the bottom bunk and Dean and Cas smushed on the top one.

I will do it when I finish paper


Here you go friends

What if in the middle of the night, the person on top just yells out ‘COWABUGA!!!’ and rolls over and falls right between the two people on the bottom


if sam did that there would be loud screaming, colorful words and possibly some injuries

nolongernovak:

whatswrongwithbeingalittleinsane:

mariajma:

mariajma:

spazztrick:

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

Team free will

Someone please draw Sam spread over the bottom bunk and Dean and Cas smushed on the top one.

I will do it when I finish paper

Here you go friends

What if in the middle of the night, the person on top just yells out ‘COWABUGA!!!’ and rolls over and falls right between the two people on the bottom

if sam did that there would be loud screaming, colorful words and possibly some injuries

(Source: wilkieway)

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celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

(via em0-dad)

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propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

(via notafuckinglady)