(Source: katara)

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

Now it’s perfect!

(Source: thedisneyprincess)

dammit-clint:

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


pisforpierre dammit-clint:

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


pisforpierre dammit-clint:

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


pisforpierre dammit-clint:

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


pisforpierre dammit-clint:

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


pisforpierre dammit-clint:

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


pisforpierre

dammit-clint:

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 

pisforpierre

(Source: blua)

cerastes:

I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.

In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if…

sherlollymouse:

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

(Source: neilcicierega)

hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

(Source: lackadaisicalify)

blaisboy16:

mentalalchemy:

Freed him

awh his faces of struggle…bUT HE IS FREED

blaisboy16:

mentalalchemy:

Freed him

awh his faces of struggle…bUT HE IS FREED

(Source: sizvideos)

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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(Source: robotindisguise)

makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

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maskedmoonchildren:

pastelgothic:

five nights at freddy’s

Is this a double joke

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

thrower0fmangos:

I haven’t slept in two days thrower0fmangos:

I haven’t slept in two days thrower0fmangos:

I haven’t slept in two days thrower0fmangos:

I haven’t slept in two days

thrower0fmangos:

I haven’t slept in two days

brownglucose:

Police Chief of Ferguson: One of our officers got hit with a brick and broke his ankle :-(

Me:
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